you can pee next to me lol jk

once there was a very dark time in my life. I was banned from facebook for a week for trolling target. it was right after target announced gender neutral toy aisles and the christians were in a fritz. how on god's green earth am I supposed to know which toys to buy my BOY son if they all mix up like scramble eggs? to prove my point that target is anti-god, I posted a photo of my son trying to breastfeed with his finger a baby ape with bangs. I don't want to know what sort of sick ~evolution~ subliminal garbage target was trying to imply by having a baby ape have bangs, but my son was trying to nurse it and it disgusted me to my core. if the baby ape had been in his proper aisle, the GIRL aisle with the rest of the childrearing suggestive paraphernalia, my man son would not have seen this doll and would not have turned gay after touching it.

 not even once

not even once

I posted the photo of my son with monkey as proof of what gender-neutral aisles do to our children and I was unrelentlessly attacked by the libtards. the overzealous shitasses reported my photo for merely stating an opinion. guess the left doesn't like a little thing called the first amendement of these united states constitution. facebook told me I needed to change my name or prove "diddle" was my real, lawful name and they shut my facebook down for an entire week until I lazily photoshopped my name onto my ventra card and submitted it as legal evidence.

it would be selfish of me to deprave the internet of today's diaperbaby of the day merely because target was once tangenally involved with me being banned from facebook for a week so without further ado I give you today's diaperbaby of the day (!). brought to you by a literal diaper ad via Target Baby. wooooooooweee

target loves to do stuff that pisses off the lowest common denominator. little things like modifying discriminatory policies to provide a safer and more comfortable shopping experience for all their customers-- bullshit like that. target would remove genitalia from the toy aisle only to go on to allow any old genital to use whichever bathroom or fitting room it pleases. if you didn't catch that the first time, target has changed their policies so that MEN can use the bathroom with your DAUGHTERS and rape them. 

target ran a competition to choose the pattern of a diaper. hundreds of people weighed in on how disgusting target is for implementing their new bathroom policy. according to one diaperbaby on this post, target has already lost over 10 BILLION dollars from christian nutbags who cannot accept that genitals do not equal gender. these comments are funny and absurd because of how illogical they are. these are people who are suddenly CRAZED OBSESSED with the safety of their children (most specifically their daughters) in bathrooms. some argue that it's not about being transexual, it's about the people who will pretend to be transexual in order to infiltrate the bathrooms. the only thing that stops a bad bathroom with a gun, is a good bathroom with a gun. or something. these are words. words are words. this is a real quote I found:

a man can simply say he ‘feels like a woman today’ and enter the women’s restroom.

this rhetoric stems from pure hatred. these toxic pieces of shit are not a minority. in the wake of the worst mass shooting in america, a terrorist attack against the LGBTQ community in Orlando, several politicians responded by quoting homophobic scripture. when bigots feel safe and free to speak so openly of their hatred, we have a long way to go.

a call to all of our straight allies. we need you now. we need you to speak up. when your uncle or coworker or high school acquaintance posts that article about donald trump and blames islam for the massacre of our brothers and sisters in orlando we need you to be the one who tells him to fuck off. tell him that islam didn't kill 50 queer people in orlando, homophobia did. tell him that donald trump's homophobic hate speech, his anti-latino hate speech, his anti-muslim hate speech, words that he callously throws around for votes, are as violent as any gun. thank you.

--tom temprano

here they are, today's diaperbabies. the comments are not one single diaperbaby, but they are all equally trash people! kudos to the diaperbaby who made the same dumb joke multiple times. no one laughing, diaperbaby.

most of these diaperbabies are old, white ladies. WHO'S GRANDMA THIS?